I AM SELFISH!!!

Hey guys I am back! But let me tell you one thing, a man always writes or thinks philosophically when he’s idle. Rest of the time he’s busy working without implementing whatever he thought when he was idle.

Basically the above-mentioned line shows how idle I presently am, but anyway, time for a new post.

People come up to me and say that you are one of those selfish guys who don’t care about other peoples’ feelings. Read my testimonials on Orkut. Everyone has written that I have this peculiar habit of ditching friends. TRUE!!

In reality everyone thinks about what they want before they think about what you want. So if you are able to give people what they want, ultimately, you will be able to get what you want. However should you fail to fulfill their selfish need, getting someone to do something for you, or give something to you, can prove to be very difficult indeed. So always give people what they want, and you will get what you want!! Basically being Selfish becomes the primary motivator of human behavior…phew that was hard to explain.

Selfishness is reflected in the family institution. It’s all about me, my dad, my brother, my sister, my mom, My Family!! It’s bad isn’t it? The great Indian family institution. I mean we want to be as cool as Americans who don’t have such a system. Everyone in the country should be a part of your family (In "Thaaaat" sense--c'mon you can understand, you are all adults). But the family system is the only institution in this country because of which our nation can never suffer from economic recession (more specifically the sub prime crisis). The reason being that all of us have this tendency to save money. We first earn then save and then spend. We do not mindlessly spend on everything. There is a “not so qualified” lady, the Finance Minister of each Indian Household, keeping a check on all the spending and saving money for the future as well.

PS: This paragraph was a bit out of context but I would love to debate on this separately.

Yaar Anjaney very bad; you forget your friends. You don’t keep them in mind whenever you see an opportunity; you just selfishly try to get the most out of it. Not Fair!!

My Friends, an individual is responsible for getting his or her needs met. "We have a tendency to blame other people, but we have choices in life. We can't operate in a relationship based on the hope that someone else will come to a different conclusion and change their behavior. What we can do is control how we behave, how we react, and how we navigate our own feelings about situations." (Some "Fraser" bhai said this, I felt like quoting it here). Everyone gets opportunities then why should I share mine? Hey guys I am not being rude. In fact I firmly believe in the theory of mutual benefit. And I suggest that all of you follow the same.

Remember people, helping others is important but not when you yourself need help. Make sure that you are self-sufficient and then go for social service. If you still want to do it then make sure that people you help will feed you for rest of your life…(Remember Yarana Movie!!)

Conclusion:

After I finish writing this I’ll be spamming your mailboxes with my mails saying that you should read my new blog entry and my friends being “not so selfish” will read it. As far as I’m concerned, those who like this post will appreciate me, so a few admirers will be added to my list and those who do not like the post will be wasting their time. I mean you could have done something much better than reading this stupid post but I made you read it only because I felt I should waste those peoples’ time that are sincerely working and not sitting idle like me.

Hence Proved .....I AM SELFISH....:D

PS: On a serious note, this post aims at giving the readers a sense of Individuality.